Happy Hanukkah to all!

[Maverick]

Tonight is the first lighting of hanukkah to all that didn't know. For all that did hope you had a nice lighting and dinner

Chag Sameach!
BJ

[BASSMAN]

Have a great Hanukkuh BJ!

[spatman]

Tonight is the first lighting of hanukkah to all that didn't know. For all that did hope you had a nice lighting and dinnerJ

thanks, bj! i hope you did too. and seven more as well.

[H20doctor]

nice to hear from you Mav... Happy Hanukkah... !

[Pez7378]

Happy Chanukah to BJ, Matt and everyone else!

Everything I know about chanukah, I learned from Adam Sandler, so without further ado:

Put on your yarmulke
Its time for Chanukah
So much funnaka
To celebrate Chanukah

Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents
We get eight crazy nights

When you feel like the only kid in town
Without a Christmas tree
Here's a new list of people who are Jewish
Just like you and me

Winona Ryder,
Drinks Manischewitz wine
Then spins a draydle with Ralph Lauren and Calvin Klein

Guess who gives and receives
Loads of Chanukah toys
The girls from Veruca Salt and all three Beastie Boys

Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish,
Courtney Love is half too
Put them together
What a funky bad ass Jew

We got Harvey Keitel
And flash dancer Jennifer Beals
Yasmine Bleeth from Baywatch is Jewish
And yes her boobs are real

Put on your yarmulka
Its time for Chanukah
2 time Ocsar winning Dustin Hoffmanaka
celebrates Chanukah

O.J. Simpson
Still not a Jew
But guess who is,
The guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo

Bob Dylan was born a Jew
Then he wasn't
but now he's back,
Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish
'Cause we're pretty good in the sack.

Guess who got bar-mitzvahed
On the PGA tour
No I'm not talking about Tiger Woods
I'm talkin' about Mr. Happy Gilmore.

So many Jews are in the show biz
Bruce Springsteen isn't
But my mother thinks he is.

Tell the world-amanaka
It's time for Chanukah
It's not pronounced Ch-nakah
The C is silent in Chanukah
So get your hooked on phonica
Get drunk in Tijuanaka
If you really really wannaka
Have a happy happy happy happy Chanukah!

[spatman]

let's all sing along!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrd9p47MPHg

[BigFameOne]

Barukh ata Adonai Eloheinu melekh ha‑olam, asher kid'shanu b'mitzvotav vetzivanu l'hadlik ner hanuka

[Maverick]

Yeah it's great firstwhite Hanukkah in many years, hope everyone will enjoy a white chirsmas too and not rainy slushy mess.

[Ken G]

Happy Chanukah Bj and all

[Tom Nic]

Happy Hannukah everyone!

We lit our Menorah after we opened early Christmas presents. :rr:

[Burntchef]

you know i had to !!!

[Pez7378]

you know i had to !!!

"Because they didn't have bacon back then..."

http://jews4bacon.com/home.html

[mz53480]

you know i had to !!!

Boxers or Thong?

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[spatman]

Boxers or Thong?

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thong, tha-thong thong thong

[Cuppie]

spatman, please tell me you would prefer thongs for the ladies and not yourself!!! I just was hoping it was that way, otherwise Mav is going to turn in his undies for thongs and im not sure i can handle that!!! lol

[spatman]

spatman, please tell me you would prefer thongs for the ladies and not yourself!!! I just was hoping it was that way, otherwise Mav is going to turn in his undies for thongs and im not sure i can handle that!!! lol

um, oh, yeah, sure, they're for me! now tell mav he has to wear some butt-floss for hanukah!

[Cuppie]

lol! yeah i think i'm gonna 'forget' to mention that one!!! Just beware, next time you guys go diving together you might not want to know what is under his weezle!!! lol! have Happy 3rd night of lighting!!!

[spatman]

lol! yeah i think i'm gonna 'forget' to mention that one!!! Just beware, next time you guys go diving together you might not want to know what is under his weezle!!! lol! have Happy 3rd night of lighting!!!

cuppie, i have never and will never want to know what's going on under mav's weezle!

happy chaka khan!

[mz53480]

thong, tha-thong thong thong

CAN'T... GET.... THE PURPLE HIPPO.... OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
AHHHRRRGGHHHH!!!
](*,)

[Maverick]

I have a thong on right now, and the only reason it fits is because it is so damn cold but very comfortable and stylish with a star of david made of bacon right on my. . . . . . . well you get the point

[spatman]

I have a thong on right now, and the only reason it fits is because it is so damn cold but very comfortable and stylish with a star of david made of bacon right on my. . . . . . . well you get the point

good thing the thong is cold, because it contracts and will stay on over your...