Penopolypants wrote:
The average man produces less than half the sperm count as their grandfathers.
Yabbut, since he gets laid twice as often it all evens out.
Penopolypants wrote:
Scientists have successfully created sperm using a female stem cell. Men are no longer needed to create sperm.
So much for the old saying that "men are only good for one thing, but they're
very good for that one thing" ...
Penopolypants wrote:
Japanese researches have made rats and mice produce human sperm cells.
That explains a lot of the people I've met in my lifetime ...
Penopolypants wrote:
Ever wonder how the sperm manages to find the egg? Apparently it smells it's way through.
... and may the man with the best nose win ...
Penopolypants wrote:Smoking pot reduces the mobility of sperm by half.
Apparently stoned sperm get distracted by the smell of Doritos ...
... Bob (Grateful Diver)