Re: Sound off (Edmonds and Dive Site Dev Plan)
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 8:07 am
The two "words" may, indeed, be related, but "w00t" is considered to be a seperate word from "whoomp" these days:
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Your sexist attitude is making me feel uncomfortable and creating a hostile dive site environment. I have filed a complaint with HR.amandacastleman wrote:Um, someone else's great angry busoms, sadly. Mine are modest and raised by an ex-Marine househusband, which makes the man-hatin' hard...
EXCEPT WHEN MY EGG IS ON. THEN SCRAMBLE, YE PEONS.
Your complaint has been noted. Please gather at Cove 2 to engage in Dive Buddy Sensitivity Training. Training will include how to burp, fart, and scratch your testicles (or ovaries) while not drowning your buddy.Nailer99 wrote:Your sexist attitude is making me feel uncomfortable and creating a hostile dive site environment. I have filed a complaint with HR.amandacastleman wrote:Um, someone else's great angry busoms, sadly. Mine are modest and raised by an ex-Marine househusband, which makes the man-hatin' hard...
EXCEPT WHEN MY EGG IS ON. THEN SCRAMBLE, YE PEONS.
i have taken the EOOSATWDAASAASTAPOCTYGBDRAASBHOTA class and i must say that i have gleaned valuable knowledge from it. you can advance even further with your training in the Advanced Egg Scramble In Full Gear While Performing Ovary Placating Techniques Required Due To Chicken D-Ring Drills In Open Water class.Penopolypants wrote:For the men, we will be offering “Egg On Ovary Smackdown Avoidance Techniques While Doing An Air Share Ascent After Sounder Tied A Piece Of Chicken To Your Girl’s Butt D Ring And A Shark Bit Her On The Ass”.
The best OPT our team has discovered so far is to make sure and have some dark chocolate ready to donate via longhose at all times.....and keep a nice bottle of red wine clipped to your left hip D ring where you can get at it in a hurry, in case of an OOP ("Out of Patience", or "Ovaries On Parade") emergency.spatman wrote:Ovary Placating Techniques
in the event of a CCL (Catastrophic Chocolate Failure) or RWFF (Red Wine Free Flow), a helpful addition to the standard OPGF (Ovary Placating Gear Config) is an American Express Platinum Card velcroed to the back of your signal mirror.Nailer99 wrote:The best OPT our team has discovered so far is to make sure and have some dark chocolate ready to donate via longhose at all times.....and keep a nice bottle of red wine clipped to your left hip D ring where you can get at it in a hurry, in case of an OOP ("Out of Patience", or "Ovaries On Parade") emergency.
John Rawlings wrote:Frankly, I'm just wondering if anyone will ever answer Amanda's original questions!
darrgh! i be a special idiot, aye!Nailer99 wrote:Like I keep saying: "It takes a special kind of idiot to love diving around here." I'm proud to say I know quite a few special idiots. And if there's one thing we love, it's sailing up next to an unsuspecting thread, hoisting the black flag, throwing down the gangplanks, and storming aboard for a good, old fashioned hijacking!
spatman wrote:darrgh! i be a special idiot, aye!Nailer99 wrote:Like I keep saying: "It takes a special kind of idiot to love diving around here." I'm proud to say I know quite a few special idiots. And if there's one thing we love, it's sailing up next to an unsuspecting thread, hoisting the black flag, throwing down the gangplanks, and storming aboard for a good, old fashioned hijacking!
Nailer99 wrote:My "Army of Darkness" continues to grow.
Eeeeeeeeehxcellent! uh......I mean, AAAAAARRR! [Waves sword around]
What's your favorite kind?Nailer99 wrote:tacos are delicious
I'm rather impressed myself! Geez - step away from the computer for a few hours and you MISS EVERYTHING!!Tom Nic wrote: :hello2:
I am in awe of the creativity that is NWDC. You guys are amazing!
The story's not due until early July, so I'm happy to hear from folks till then.amandacastleman wrote:The Seattle Post-Intelligencer is ready for its annual "lookit the coldwater kids" cover story for the outdoor section. The good news: it won't be a "gee, shucks, a dry suit" piece this year, since I'm learning my chops, however slowly. The great news: Scott Boyd's still shooting. And I hear he has a new camera, since his last one drowned on assignment in Hood Canal. Youch...
So, I'm hassling Bruce Higgins about the volunteer program. And I've tapped a few folks to talk about the site and NW dive park plan, plus whomever shows up (June 14th, if all goes well). But I'd welcome other voices – pro, con, cantankerous, ectastic, whatever. Shoot me an email (amandacastleman@hotmail.com). Please include your full name, hometown and dive qualifications or associations or what have you. I may not be able to quote everyone this time, but I'm extremely grateful for fresh perspectives (often woven into the background) ... and I also revise story ideas for multiple outlets.
C'mon: what are you waiting for? The rockstar potential is unlimited! :naka:
We are very relieved that you will be continent while fleeing to another country. Especially in a dry suit.amandacastleman wrote:After that I plan to flee screaming... possibly to another country. Continent even.
:hello2:Tom Nic wrote:We are very relieved that you will be continent while fleeing to another country. Especially in a dry suit.amandacastleman wrote:After that I plan to flee screaming... possibly to another country. Continent even.
Tom Nic wrote:We are very relieved that you will be continent while fleeing to another country. Especially in a dry suit.amandacastleman wrote:After that I plan to flee screaming... possibly to another country. Continent even.