Moving Into Tech Diving
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I Thought the tech forum didn't get Hijacked.. Lol.. Ive worked for bill gates, and I signed a piece of paper stating I'm not supposed to talk about it, or disclose where he lives, and what the inside if his house looks like.. But I don't care, I talk about it all the time, and what its like to b in his house, and the pool he has.. So I dont buy all this secret diving military stuff, or ufo cover up.. I'm sure google can tell us what and how
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I'm interested in this thread in much the same way that a fly is drawn to a bug-zapper.Joshua Smith wrote:... Anyone ...have a good argument for keeping it open?
(Does that qualify?)
*edit: Josh, I was really expecting to see the 'aspic mold' recipe make an appearance.
*sigh*
guess it'll have to wait...
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+1citycatred wrote: awwww but I need some entertainment during my breaks at work
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On another forum I go to, threads get locked so fast and often that there is a game played called IBTL. In Before The Lock!
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mythbusters already did it.cofford wrote:I'd like to see a tank explode.
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Well if ya like 'em that much I got a pair I'll sell ya ... I haven't used 'em since I got the F1's ...kdupreez wrote:I LIKE TURTLES!
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The basic aspic is 1 tblsp unflavored gelatin, 1/4 cup cold water, 1 1/2 cups hot seasoned stock.
Soften the gelatin in some cold water. Dissolve in the hot stock. Add the mixtures (see below) when gelatin begins to thicken. Pour into the mold (bundt would work) and chill until firm.
Sliced Veal in Aspic:
Use highly seasoned veal stock, 1/2 cup cooked peas, hard boiled eggs (not sure how many) and slices of veal.
Tongue Mousse:
Use beef stock and 1 1/2 tblsp unflavored gelatin.. Add 1 cup mayo, 1 tsp dry mustard, 1/2 tsp salt. 2 tblsp of minced onion, 2 tblsp green pepper and 2 tblsp parsley. Add 2 cups of ground tongue.
Divers Down- Use Diver pancreas and 1 1/2 tblsp lime gelatin. Add 1 cup ranch dressing, 1 tsp talcum powder, and 2 tsp neoprene. Add the bile and hatred of 3 internet dive sites, agitate with the juices of 2 sock puppets, and add the flames of 3 cyberdivers, and serve on a brightly colored splitfin.
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Joshua Smith wrote:The basic aspic is...
...I like going to the chamber.. They have great food there, and awsome live music "H20doctor"
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[sarcasm]Gee, if you had only said so earlier we wouldn't have had a thread to hijack.[/sarcasm]cofford wrote:I'd like to see a tank explode.
[youtube]http://youtu.be/tyINNUaXa8Q[/youtube]
[youtube]http://youtu.be/vWivPYuLiOE[/youtube]
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i keep seeing divers at divesites with their masks on their foreheads. are they in need of rescue? should i help???
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Regardless of whether they look it or not, when I see that I tackle them and give them mouth to mouth...So far I am at 0% fatalities.lamont wrote:i keep seeing divers at divesites with their masks on their foreheads. are they in need of rescue? should i help???
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LOL!
Norris wrote:Regardless of whether they look it or not, when I see that I tackle them and give them mouth to mouth...So far I am at 0% fatalities.lamont wrote:i keep seeing divers at divesites with their masks on their foreheads. are they in need of rescue? should i help???
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Movie by kyle.. Yeah I get it kyle
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Having witnessed this twice, I now hold my mask in my right hand until I'm ready to dive, when I put it on my face with a startling quickness. And at the end of the dive, I take my mask off in one brisk motion, and hold it in my right hand. At no time does the mask sit motionless on my forehead. It's like a blur of motion up there.Norris wrote:Regardless of whether they look it or not, when I see that I tackle them and give them mouth to mouth...So far I am at 0% fatalities.lamont wrote:i keep seeing divers at divesites with their masks on their foreheads. are they in need of rescue? should i help???
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Good for you Josh cause I am always keeping an eye on you. Not on MY watch sir, not on my watch.Joshua Smith wrote:Having witnessed this twice, I now hold my mask in my right hand until I'm ready to dive, when I put it on my face with a startling quickness. And at the end of the dive, I take my mask off in one brisk motion, and hold it in my right hand. At no time does the mask sit motionless on my forehead. It's like a blur of motion up there.Norris wrote:Regardless of whether they look it or not, when I see that I tackle them and give them mouth to mouth...So far I am at 0% fatalities.lamont wrote:i keep seeing divers at divesites with their masks on their foreheads. are they in need of rescue? should i help???
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Mike Nelson wears his mask on his forehead. End of discussion.
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Mike Nelson never met Norris.fishb0y wrote:Mike Nelson wears his mask on his forehead. End of discussion.
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Maybe Norris met Mike Nelson.
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That would explain a lot of things.spatman wrote:Most people don't know that Norris' first name is really Chuck.
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My cowboy boots are made outta real cowboys...wanna get to know me better? Just wear your mask on your forehead.
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Can I request someone other than Norris tackle me and give me mouth to mouth? I don't care about the fatality rate, I just want to go out with a smile yanno?
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So you'd prefer Josh did it?CaptnJack wrote:Can I request someone other than Norris tackle me and give me mouth to mouth? I don't care about the fatality rate, I just want to go out with a smile yanno?
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Nah he's got moldspatman wrote:So you'd prefer Josh did it?CaptnJack wrote:Can I request someone other than Norris tackle me and give me mouth to mouth? I don't care about the fatality rate, I just want to go out with a smile yanno?
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CaptnJack wrote:Can I request someone other than Norris tackle me and give me mouth to mouth? I don't care about the fatality rate, I just want to go out with a smile yanno?
When we dive again..alone.. on your boat... put your mask on your forehead.. i dare you :luv:
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