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For Sale: Condoms

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 11:24 am
by It's DUE!
These things don't work for a damn! My girlfriend is now pregnant. Frankly, I think my condom catheters work better than these.

please pm my other username "Jeremy" with any offers you have. I really don't wanna see these things anymore.

also, one other thing, they are impossible to get off! its like they put glue on them or something.

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Re: For Sale: Condoms

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 11:29 am
by It's DUE!
Also- if any of you could please help me with learning how to properly use a condom catheter, please see my other thread about them I need your help! OR, just PM my other username "Jeremy" to contact me
http://www.nwdiveclub.com/viewtopic.php?f=45&t=22637

Re: For Sale: Condoms

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 2:13 pm
by kdupreez
LOL..

You should ask Doug (Sounder).. At Keystone one year a Park Ranger asked the "but how do you relieve yourself" question when talking about drysuits..

Doug obliged with a hands on demo and a display of urination in public in front of a law enforcement officer.. True story..

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Re: For Sale: Condoms

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:36 pm
by Tom Nic
kdupreez wrote: True story..

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Even without the picture I have no problem believing this story.

...although that cop looks awful happy.

Re: For Sale: Condoms

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 11:34 pm
by RenaB
Is it illegal to urinate in public if you can do it without exposing yourself?

Re: For Sale: Condoms

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 11:52 pm
by kdupreez
Tom Nic wrote:
kdupreez wrote: True story..

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Even without the picture I have no problem believing this story.

...although that cop looks awful happy.
hahaha - I think he was quite nervous :p

Re: For Sale: Condoms

Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2014 2:47 pm
by archisgore
They look like cheap knockoffs. That's why you're having trouble in them "It's DUE!". I have one rule for my dive gear. If it ain't made of delrin, I don't put it on my body. If you have delrin condoms for sale, I'm interested. 4XL size is just fine. 5XL preferred if you have any.

Re: For Sale: Condoms

Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2014 5:39 pm
by RenaB
UH yeah, right.

Re: For Sale: Condoms

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 8:34 pm
by dpaulbenjie
Are you still now looking for the best condom?