Nailer99 wrote:
OK, so what am I missing? I look at those beauties, and they just scream "giver of life," "don't mess with me," and "I need a new pair of shoes". How could I possibly improve them?
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Yabbut, since he gets laid twice as often it all evens out.Penopolypants wrote: The average man produces less than half the sperm count as their grandfathers.
So much for the old saying that "men are only good for one thing, but they're very good for that one thing" ...Penopolypants wrote: Scientists have successfully created sperm using a female stem cell. Men are no longer needed to create sperm.
That explains a lot of the people I've met in my lifetime ...Penopolypants wrote: Japanese researches have made rats and mice produce human sperm cells.
... and may the man with the best nose win ...Penopolypants wrote: Ever wonder how the sperm manages to find the egg? Apparently it smells it's way through.
Apparently stoned sperm get distracted by the smell of Doritos ...Penopolypants wrote:Smoking pot reduces the mobility of sperm by half.
...but she can't find her keys.Penopolypants wrote:I suddenly want to go shopping for shoes.....
Hey!airsix wrote:...but she can't find her keys.Penopolypants wrote:I suddenly want to go shopping for shoes.....
-Ben (ducking & running)
They haven't invented one that will cuddle too, though, so I think most guys are safe. For now.Grateful Diver wrote:So much for the old saying that "men are only good for one thing, but they're very good for that one thing" ...Penopolypants wrote: Scientists have successfully created sperm using a female stem cell. Men are no longer needed to create sperm.
That's a man trying to get near an ovary, clearly.tangfish wrote:Is this close enough to an ovary?
amandacastleman wrote:That's a man trying to get near an ovary, clearly.tangfish wrote:Is this close enough to an ovary?
Return to go. Do not collect $200....
amandacastleman wrote:That's a man trying to get near an ovary, clearly.tangfish wrote:Is this close enough to an ovary?
Return to go. Do not collect $200....
Seems to me I remember seeing one of those on my way into this world?amandacastleman wrote:That's a man trying to get near an ovary
I'm not sure though, it was pretty dark right up until I got here.*crawls back into hole*amandacastleman wrote:That's a man trying to get near an ovary, clearly.tangfish wrote:Is this close enough to an ovary?
Return to go. Do not collect $200....
tangfish wrote:*crawls back into hole*amandacastleman wrote:That's a man trying to get near an ovary, clearly.tangfish wrote:Is this close enough to an ovary?
Return to go. Do not collect $200....
I plan to use that phrase every chance I get now. As in, "don't make me give you an ovary smackdown, sunshine! I'm in a mood. I've got my EGG on."Penopolypants wrote: tsk, tsk, ovary smackdown.
Watch out guys, she's got her EGG on!amandacastleman wrote:I plan to use that phrase every chance I get now. As in, "don't make me give you an ovary smackdown, sunshine! I'm in a mood. I've got my EGG on."Penopolypants wrote: tsk, tsk, ovary smackdown.
nice Calvin 
, Calvin. The Ovarian Warrior.amandacastleman wrote:I do believe that earned a WHOOP
Now can one of you whiz kids animate that fine design? C'mon! Ovary Smackdown Emoticon is almost a reality...
Scary huh. 
Boy, am I late to this party!John Rawlings wrote:Sigh....see what happens when you get females involved....she changed the way "WOOP" is spelled! Is NOTHING sacred anymore????!!!!
Clearly the Devil DOES have ovaries!!!!!
Party people
Yeah Tag Team music
In Full Effect
That's me DC the Brain Supreme
And my man Steve Roll'n
We're kicking the flow we're kickin' the flow
And it goes a little somethin' like this
Tag Team back again
check and direct and let's begin
Party on party people let me hear some noise
DC's in the house jump jump rejoice
There's a party over here
a party over there
Wave your hands in the air
Shake your deriere
These three words when you're gettin' busy
Whoomp there it is
Hit me
Upside down and inside out
I'm about to show all you folks
What's it's all about
Now it's time for a brother to get on the mic
And make this mother party hype
I'm takeing it back to the old school
'Cause I'm an old fool who's so cool
If you want to get down
I'm gonna show you the way whoomp there it is
Let me hear you say
Whoomp chak a laka chack a laka chak a laka chak a (repeat 4 times)
Point blank gin and juice I drank
Gettin' bent and bent and as I puff on a dankt
Rock a mic
uh oh I crave skin
Rip shit
find a honey to to dip it in
Slam dunk it stick it flip it and ride
That B O double T Y oh my
Ooh thats it come on come on
Whoomp there it is
I'm done
Some say I'm crazy
Cause I'm pushin' up daises
The underground sound that you have found
Amazing outstanding demanding
Commanding you people dancin'
Shit that's a breath taker
I produce AKA the undertaker
You want to come down to the underground
Old school - here's a shovel can you dig it fool
Can you dig it
we can dig it
Can y'll dig it
we can dig it
W H double O M P as I flow
To the fly shit from the school of old
Hardcore keep the folk lore wreck
Three to the two and one mic-check
Mad skill flow ill on the mesh of steel
That's the grill of the microphone I just killed
Party people it's your party Tag Team is through
Whoomp there it is I thought you knew
Yeah Tag Team music comin' straight atcha
That's me DC the brain supreme
And my man Steve Roll'n
Bring it back ya'll bring it back ya'll bring it back
Here we go
Whoomp there it is
