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I just ordered my backplate system, with wings, with weight plates from that uber knowledgeable guy named Tobin. :hello2:

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woohoo! congrats, shell!!

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let us know if you need any help rigging it when it arrives. tobin's a great guy and his product is as well, but his documentation... well... let's just say we're happy to help!
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W00t! So, what wing you get? Pro fit harness or hog harness? Inquiring minds want to know! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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Aaah, don't listen to spatman... it's plenty easy to do. Getting it adjusted can be a trick though.

Here is a good write-up with pictures to use along with Tobin's instructions. This write-up also shows how to adjust it.

http://dir-diver.com/en/equipment/backp ... tment.html
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Don't panic when the "little" package arrives. It's all there. Every bit of it. =D> Congratulations!
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Is that you in your avitar! Nice!
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Tobin (and others) recommended the hoggy system. So I went with that (but alredy thinking of modification buckles in the back of my mind)....

I might wait for the Sund Rock dive weekend to get the thing put together. So be prepared for the question about putting it together:
It is a two beer job or is it a six pack and somebody shoot me kind of job?
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I recommed a bottle of scotch and some peanuts but a sixpack and peanuts work tooo. its really fun to do, i like to do it on the beach as to dive it as soon as it's set up. then drink the beer after its all set up. bring it in october i will help you if you like. Cuppie just got one too.
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When I threaded my webbing (2" wide macrame) for the first time I had the following things on hand... a laptop with many browser windows open... and a beer (which got warm).

I love my tall sized DSS plate... it fits and no silly keepers required!

Here are some links about putting your harness together I keep handy at all times:
oregondiver wrote:Tobin (and others) recommended the hoggy system. So I went with that (but alredy thinking of modification buckles in the back of my mind)....

I might wait for the Sund Rock dive weekend to get the thing put together. So be prepared for the question about putting it together:
It is a two beer job or is it a six pack and somebody shoot me kind of job?
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Maverick wrote:Cuppie just got one too.
Yay for Cuppie!
oregondiver wrote:is it a two beer job.........
When assembling your backplate, always lube the mind with approximately 12oz of cold, frosty malted beverage. :occasion5: Carefully read the instruction page :book: , and after failing to understand completely, add another 12oz to the blood stream. :occasion5: Lay out all the parts and ensure they are there. Log onto computer :smt024 and seek out various websites properly explaining the procedure. Consume another 12oz while reading web pages, :occasion5: :book: and turning the parts over in your hands. Wonder why you are being told to put the inner tube on the left shoulder strap above the D-ring :dontknow: and calmly consume another 12oz. :occasion5: Thread the 2" webbing according to the directions, and after realizing you did it backwards at the hips, and forgot to put on the right shoulder D-ring, take it apart and start over. #-o Consume another 12oz and relax. :occasion5: Stop Yawning. Attach the wing to the plate, and attempt to thread the cam-bands. After several failed attempts finish off your last 12oz, :dontknow: admit that you're too buzzed to continue and go to bed. :crybaby: Repeat the following evening.
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Pez7378 wrote:Wonder why you are being told to put the inner tube on the left shoulder strap above the D-ring :dontknow:
I had to look at someone's rig at NWSD to understand the point of that innertube!
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Pez7378 wrote: When assembling your backplate, always lube the mind with approximately 12oz of cold, frosty malted beverage. :occasion5: Carefully read the instruction page :book: , and after failing to understand completely, add another 12oz to the blood stream. :occasion5: Lay out all the parts and ensure they are there. Log onto computer :smt024 and seek out various websites properly explaining the procedure. Consume another 12oz while reading web pages, :occasion5: :book: and turning the parts over in your hands. Wonder why you are being told to put the inner tube on the left shoulder strap above the D-ring :dontknow: and calmly consume another 12oz. :occasion5: Thread the 2" webbing according to the directions, and after realizing you did it backwards at the hips, and forgot to put on the right shoulder D-ring, take it apart and start over. #-o Consume another 12oz and relax. :occasion5: Stop Yawning. Attach the wing to the plate, and attempt to thread the cam-bands. After several failed attempts finish off your last 12oz, :dontknow: admit that you're too buzzed to continue and go to bed. :crybaby: Repeat the following evening.
:laughing3: I suddenly want to get a 6 pack and take mine apart....

Shell, I recommend that you keep a pair of pliers are handy to help pull the webbing through the plate when you do put it together.

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Penopolypants wrote:
Pez7378 wrote: When assembling your backplate, always lube the mind with approximately 12oz of cold, frosty malted beverage. :occasion5: Carefully read the instruction page :book: , and after failing to understand completely, add another 12oz to the blood stream. :occasion5: Lay out all the parts and ensure they are there. Log onto computer :smt024 and seek out various websites properly explaining the procedure. Consume another 12oz while reading web pages, :occasion5: :book: and turning the parts over in your hands. Wonder why you are being told to put the inner tube on the left shoulder strap above the D-ring :dontknow: and calmly consume another 12oz. :occasion5: Thread the 2" webbing according to the directions, and after realizing you did it backwards at the hips, and forgot to put on the right shoulder D-ring, take it apart and start over. #-o Consume another 12oz and relax. :occasion5: Stop Yawning. Attach the wing to the plate, and attempt to thread the cam-bands. After several failed attempts finish off your last 12oz, :dontknow: admit that you're too buzzed to continue and go to bed. :crybaby: Repeat the following evening.
:laughing3: I suddenly want to get a 6 pack and take mine apart....

Shell, I recommend that you keep a pair of pliers are handy to help pull the webbing through the plate when you do put it together.

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Pez7378 wrote:Don't panic when the "little" package arrives. It's all there. Every bit of it. =D> Congratulations!

Shell, you aren't the first girl Pez has said this to.....

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Fishstiq wrote:
Pez7378 wrote:Don't panic when the "little" package arrives. It's all there. Every bit of it. =D> Congratulations!

Shell, you aren't the first girl Pez has said this to.....

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=D> Bravo.
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Fishstiq wrote:
Pez7378 wrote:Don't panic when the "little" package arrives. It's all there. Every bit of it. =D> Congratulations!

Shell, you aren't the first girl Pez has said this to.....

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Fishstiq wrote:
Pez7378 wrote:Don't panic when the "little" package arrives. It's all there. Every bit of it. =D> Congratulations!

Shell, you aren't the first girl Pez has said this to.....

:smt119 :smt064
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

nice! the tables might be turning, pez! fishstiq is coming back atcha!
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spatman wrote:nice! the tables might be turning, pez! fishstiq is coming back atcha!
Oh I dunno.

The first time he tried to put on a Catheter, He was complaining that it was too big. I had to tell him to turn it around.............
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Scubagirl45 wrote:
Fishstiq wrote:
Pez7378 wrote:Don't panic when the "little" package arrives. It's all there. Every bit of it. =D> Congratulations!

Shell, you aren't the first girl Pez has said this to.....

:smt119 :smt064
:laughing3: :laughing3: :prayer:
(pointing and giggling with p-pants)

Ditto!
Although the catheter comment almost made me snort 7up out my nose...
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