POP Quiz!

[Pez7378]

You and your buddy find yourselves stranded in the middle of the ocean. You've been there for a few days, so you both ditched all your scuba gear . All you have is your exposure suits. You suddenly notice something floating in the water nearby. You swim over to it and discover that it's a plastic sack floating on the surface that contains 4 bottles of beer :occasion5: .(Let's say, since I'm drinking some now that it's REDHOOK ESB) They aren't twist tops, so how will you get them open so that you can drink 'em? (You cannot use your teeth.)

Although there may be many ways to get these beers open, there is only one answer that I will accept.

[airsix]

A plastic sack of unopened beer doesn't float. You're hallucinating.

[60south]

The plastic sack could be sealed and floating. It could happen!

To open them, take two bottles and point them top-to-top. Interlock the bottle caps so the edge of one catches the edge of the other. Pull. One or the other will come off. (Don't spill the beer fer cryin' out loud!)

The last unopened bottle becomes a challenge, but you can pop the top off that one by jamming the cap against the lip of an empty bottle, then slamming down hard with the palm of your hand.

:occasion5:

[spatman]

(You cannot use your teeth.)

i'd use my buddy's teeth.

[Sounder]

(You cannot use your teeth.)

i'd use my buddy's teeth.

[H20doctor]

I would yell at the beer and command them to open with my MIND power !!!

[Layner]

Use the teeth of the shark that's been gnawing on my fin the past day.

[smike]

This isn't a pop quiz. It is a BEER quiz. There's a difference you know.

[Norris]

This isn't a pop quiz. It is a BEER quiz. There's a difference you know.

:smt038

The holding of the beers head to head and catching eachs lip with the other seem to be the only hard surface...unless you could think of something to do with the zipper handles(exposure suit) such as using the zipper to pry the lid a little by little?

[BigFameOne]

Maybe my springstraps?

I think the use of one bottle cap to open another is highly risky but it is the most realistic idea I have seen.

I think though that if there is a prize it should go to the buddys teeth idea.

[Stu]

put the lip/edge of the bottle cap on the edge of a tank boot/knife butt/tank neck edge/any thing with a half way stable edge and give the top a hard smack, comes off every time.

[cardiver]

You and your buddy find yourselves stranded in the middle of the ocean. You've been there for a few days, so you both ditched all your scuba gear . All you have is your exposure suits. You suddenly notice something floating in the water nearby. You swim over to it and discover that it's a plastic sack floating on the surface that contains 4 bottles of beer :occasion5: .(Let's say, since I'm drinking some now that it's REDHOOK ESB) They aren't twist tops, so how will you get them open so that you can drink 'em? (You cannot use your teeth.)

Although there may be many ways to get these beers open, there is only one answer that I will accept.

Hard to bang it on your tank when you've ditched all of your gear.....

[Stu]

true, though drinking and treading water isn't as easy at it may seem.

[Sounder]

Dude - I'd just have the hot mermaid open for me.

[BigFameOne]

Dude - I'd just have the hot mermaid open for me.

My niece is convinced that I started diving to catch a mermaid to marry. Now I can't make her belie ve otherwise for anything.

[sheahanmcculla]

](*,) Ok so standing in garage....in suit....beer in hand....for a real effect....this sucks im getting a bottle opener

[Pez7378]

](*,) Ok so standing in garage....in suit....beer in hand....for a real effect....this sucks im getting a bottle opener

No need to get a bottle opener,

To open them, take two bottles and point them top-to-top. Interlock the bottle caps so the edge of one catches the edge of the other. Pull. One or the other will come off. (Don't spill the beer fer cryin' out loud!)

[BASSMAN]

Okay, so now I feel the need to dive with a bottle opener strapped to my wrist...
Thanks alot Pez!

[pogiguy05]

why would you ditch all your gear to include your dive knife if your floating BAIT??? I would at least keep the knife if only to cut my dive buddy and swim like crazy away from him so that I did not have to share the beer. then I would use my dive knife to open my beer.




Oh by the way I am only kidding I dont want any of you to be afraid to dive with me in the future.

[Norris]

"Oh you are you talking about ole "Sharks come, stab friend, swim away pogiguy05?" yeah I know that guy....

[Joshua Smith]

Jamnit, Dim!

I'm a dimple sountry coctor!

[spatman]

Oh by the way I am only kidding I dont want any of you to be afraid to dive with me in the future.

we're not afraid to dive with you. just afraid to drink beer with you.

[Joshua Smith]

Stonewashed Chicken Donut.

[scottsax]

Stonewashed Chicken Donut.

Um, did Josh quietly have a stroke and no one noticed?

[spatman]

Stonewashed Chicken Donut.

Um, did Josh quietly have a stroke and no one noticed?

why, does something seem abnormal?