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by Jenbowes
Tue Apr 21, 2009 8:01 am
Forum: Critter Watchers - PNW Marine Life
Topic: Pink Tritonia with a weight problem
Replies: 11
Views: 565

Re: Pink Tritonia with a weight problem

Penopolypants wrote:"Oh man, cellulite AND stretchmarks!? *sigh* It's the price you pay for the joy of giving birth.....it's the price you pay for the joy of giving birth....."
Well, THAT and the excruciating pain part, too. I'm just saying...
by Jenbowes
Mon Apr 20, 2009 10:20 pm
Forum: Critter Watchers - PNW Marine Life
Topic: Pink Tritonia with a weight problem
Replies: 11
Views: 565

Re: Pink Tritonia with a weight problem

This strange pink tritonia was found at Point Hudson this weekend. Don't know if it's a weight problem, an illness or just in need of another pink to get rid of a load of eggs. What ever the problem it seemed in iminate danger of exploding at any minute. She's not FAT! She's big-boned! Errr... um.....
by Jenbowes
Mon Apr 20, 2009 10:13 pm
Forum: Dive Recaps & Trip Reports
Topic: Regulators, tank straps & fishing line: Redondo 4-19-09
Replies: 10
Views: 621

Re: Regulators, tank straps & fishing line: Redondo 4-19-09

FUNNEEEE video! I'm mostly impressed with the SWAG song! How awesome is that?

:-)
by Jenbowes
Wed Apr 15, 2009 11:49 am
Forum: General SCUBA Discussion
Topic: What to do about the silt
Replies: 133
Views: 11736

Re: What to do about the silt

Readers of this thread are asking "how do I" and "will you show me". That sounds like progress.
That would be me! Yay!

So, in brevity, how do we get the ball rolling to arrange a No Silt Education Dive Day?
by Jenbowes
Wed Apr 15, 2009 9:47 am
Forum: General SCUBA Discussion
Topic: What to do about the silt
Replies: 133
Views: 11736

Re: What to do about the silt

As an FYI, I honestly have no idea about how bad a silter I am, because I haven't done an out and back dive, yet - it's usually a circuit. I also don't quite yet have the knack of hanging upside down to look behind me. So, honestly, having someone TELL me, in kind and supportive ways, would be outst...
by Jenbowes
Tue Apr 14, 2009 2:29 pm
Forum: Dive Recaps & Trip Reports
Topic: Confessions of a Warm Water Wussie
Replies: 22
Views: 1947

Re: Confessions of a Warm Water Wussie

Go dry gloves and use the "Hot Hands" hand warmers. They work great! Newbie question: can one use dry gloves in a wet suit? I mean, can they be independent units? B/c I'm toasty everywhere else and I love my BARE! (no "oh just you wait, little missys" about dry suits - I know, I...
by Jenbowes
Tue Apr 14, 2009 2:18 pm
Forum: Gear Central (Recreational)
Topic: Dryglove question
Replies: 30
Views: 1554

Re: Dryglove question

Matt, talk to Pez. He's using some new ones that he really likes those white mime gloves you use? every time i see you in the parking lot, i always expect you to bust out that "man in a glass box" move. First of all, no not the "white mime gloves" I use. I think Pez is using the...
by Jenbowes
Tue Apr 14, 2009 1:26 pm
Forum: Dive Recaps & Trip Reports
Topic: Octo....Octopus HOOOOOLE
Replies: 15
Views: 1256

Re: Octo....Octopus HOOOOOLE

Stupid Chainsaw! :tappingfoot: Won't start underwater! :der:
Yeah! And a manual saw rips the snot out of my gear!

:crybaby:
by Jenbowes
Tue Apr 14, 2009 1:24 pm
Forum: Dive Planning
Topic: any thoughts on steilacoom?
Replies: 6
Views: 842

Re: any thoughts on steilacoom?

are you going to be around this weekend to be the scuba seeker and sherpa of all things cucumberish? :biggrin: i need to find my tide and current book to see if i can figure out a good time. KAT!! Sadly, I will not be able to sherpa any wildlife with you this weekend! I'm going to be in Seattle, ta...
by Jenbowes
Tue Apr 14, 2009 1:14 pm
Forum: Dive Recaps & Trip Reports
Topic: Whales and Sharks
Replies: 35
Views: 2530

Re: Whales and Sharks

Sockmonkey wrote:
Ahem.... When I mean hose routing...

-Eric
Yes. Here's hoping that all euphemistic hose routing is fine. :thumb3d:
by Jenbowes
Mon Apr 13, 2009 9:00 pm
Forum: Dive Planning
Topic: any thoughts on steilacoom?
Replies: 6
Views: 842

Re: any thoughts on steilacoom?

We did our open water dives for class at Sunnyside, and went out to the pipeline. The weekend after the class, Matt and I went to the site again, so that I could practice some stuff, but we didn't find the pipeline the second time (went in at a different part of the beach, and nada. Kinda boring tha...
by Jenbowes
Mon Apr 13, 2009 8:54 pm
Forum: Dive Recaps & Trip Reports
Topic: Octo....Octopus HOOOOOLE
Replies: 15
Views: 1256

Re: Octo....Octopus HOOOOOLE

KAT! How go the Honduras trip plans? ;-) Are you thinking a ref? And what specifically about Mexican Soccer was striking you? Sockmonkey asked if I was taking it from A Fish Called Wanda, when Kevin Kline drives and yells out "Asss hooooole!" It's not. I meant it like a sing song or a happ...
by Jenbowes
Mon Apr 13, 2009 8:50 pm
Forum: Dive Recaps & Trip Reports
Topic: yet more from Redondo
Replies: 58
Views: 4981

Re: yet more from Redondo

Bob, The Sealife Whisperer. It's like they're POSED for him - it's crazy! I imagine him going down and talking to the creatures to set up the portrait shoot. "Now, Octy...do you mind if I call you Octy? Good. Okay, Octy, I want you to come out of the bottle as though you're pondering the weight...
by Jenbowes
Mon Apr 13, 2009 8:43 pm
Forum: General SCUBA Discussion
Topic: What to do about the silt
Replies: 133
Views: 11736

Re: What to do about the silt

It's a secret. :neener:
:axe:
by Jenbowes
Mon Apr 13, 2009 7:51 pm
Forum: General SCUBA Discussion
Topic: What to do about the silt
Replies: 133
Views: 11736

Re: What to do about the silt

No dive flag. :angry:
Okay, okay, quit yer yellin'!! -----> :angry:

:-)
So what ARE your suggestions?
by Jenbowes
Mon Apr 13, 2009 7:04 pm
Forum: General SCUBA Discussion
Topic: What to do about the silt
Replies: 133
Views: 11736

Re: What to do about the silt

Ditto and ditto.

Should it have the dive flag somewhere on it, too?
by Jenbowes
Mon Apr 13, 2009 5:28 pm
Forum: General SCUBA Discussion
Topic: What to do about the silt
Replies: 133
Views: 11736

Re: What to do about the silt

I WANT THAT SHIRT!!!!!!
Make that two! Awesome!
by Jenbowes
Mon Apr 13, 2009 3:54 pm
Forum: General SCUBA Discussion
Topic: What to do about the silt
Replies: 133
Views: 11736

Re: What to do about the silt

Silty the Seal would work better ... anybody who's dived with the damn things will know why ... ... Bob (Grateful Diver) So a T-shirt like "Don't be Silty the Seal! Kick responsibly!" Hmmm. Too cute? How about a tongue twister? Silty the Seal should be shot! Too violent? I'm just spit-bal...
by Jenbowes
Mon Apr 13, 2009 3:38 pm
Forum: Dive Recaps & Trip Reports
Topic: Octo....Octopus HOOOOOLE
Replies: 15
Views: 1256

Re: Octo....Octopus HOOOOOLE

And...your crab was a crab. A squat lobster isn't a lobster but rather a crab! A Galathid Crab (not sure about the spelling). ... I should stop speaking. Why do they call it a LOBSTER then? It looks a little like one! #-o Well, I look a little like an overstuffed sausage in my wetsuit, but you woul...
by Jenbowes
Mon Apr 13, 2009 3:11 pm
Forum: Dive Recaps & Trip Reports
Topic: Octo....Octopus HOOOOOLE
Replies: 15
Views: 1256

Re: Octo....Octopus HOOOOOLE

And...your crab was a crab. A squat lobster isn't a lobster but rather a crab! A Galathid Crab (not sure about the spelling).
... I should stop speaking.


Why do they call it a LOBSTER then?
by Jenbowes
Mon Apr 13, 2009 2:02 pm
Forum: General SCUBA Discussion
Topic: What to do about the silt
Replies: 133
Views: 11736

Re: What to do about the silt

Do we need a Woodsy Owl type character and a marketing campaign?
I vote for Silty the Shark, who can sneak up to bite your ass if you muck up vis.

Um. But I'm a silter still - I DO frog kick, but buoyancy...???

Unintentionally, I'm this guy in the water :bounceline:
by Jenbowes
Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:57 pm
Forum: General SCUBA Discussion
Topic: When good dives go BAD! Lessons Learned?
Replies: 31
Views: 2798

Re: When good dives go BAD! Lessons Learned?

If I see somebody treating another diver the way this person was treating you, they're in danger of a serious b*tch-slap from yours truly.
HEAR HEAR!! :smt038
by Jenbowes
Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:37 pm
Forum: General SCUBA Discussion
Topic: When good dives go BAD! Lessons Learned?
Replies: 31
Views: 2798

Re: When good dives go BAD! Lessons Learned?

GREAT thread, PEZ and really fabulous for me as a newbie! Lynne, your post about night diving is particularly apropos for me, as I'm starting the AOW class this week, which includes night diving. I haven't even known what to expect up to this point, and your post was awesome! My first and most poign...
by Jenbowes
Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:20 pm
Forum: Dive Recaps & Trip Reports
Topic: Confessions of a Warm Water Wussie
Replies: 22
Views: 1947

Re: Confessions of a Warm Water Wussie

Does anyone have any advice on heating up just the tips of the fingers? I do fine on the rest of my body, but my fingertips get cold every time. It hasn't yet negatively impacted a dive, in that I haven't had to call one short, but it'd be nice to be more comfortable for those 50 or so minutes.
by Jenbowes
Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:58 am
Forum: Dive Recaps & Trip Reports
Topic: Octo....Octopus HOOOOOLE
Replies: 15
Views: 1256

Re: Octo....Octopus HOOOOOLE

Jenbowes wrote:I'm to tell you that the following pictures were not taken by Matt, but that I took the camera of a dead diver that I found. FYI, I called 911 and THEN DAN, but I hung up before reporting it, once I realized that I could've gotten busted for theft. :laughing3: Actually- it all depend...